Beeub the mannequin

There was a Phoenix. The Phoenix was on fucking fire. He was burning so much he set a forest on fire. The fireman shoot water at him. He stop burning and fell into a lake. He drown and he died. The end.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

(via sodapopsimba)

rupindah:

ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!

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Holy shit my text post about asexuality have more than 100 notes wtf.

Guess who’s at the 100 of her second book?

Me! (and maybe someone else in an other place in the world i don’t know…)

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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  • Person- How did you decide that you were Asexual?
  • Me- Aces had the best flag, have you seen that color scheme?

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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”You’re not asexual, you just said this person is cute”

I also think puppies are cute, doesn’t mean I want to fuck puppies.

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